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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 09:31

Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
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So they tried
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
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share office space ...
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How do military families handle communication when a service member is injured overseas?
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
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