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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 09:31

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What is love?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

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So they tried

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

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share office space ...

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

Next, they tried...

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Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

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